Pink shorts, Bob?

Monday, January 15, 2007

oh boy. I about had a stroke tonight from laughing. Those shorts? Wow. I'm really at a loss as to what to say about the subject.



Really. What self-respecting, straight guy would be caught even *touching* that thing?! No... I'm talking about the SUIT!

J looked at me and said quite calmly not to even think about it and that no, no amount of money in the world would cause him to even consider wearing them. The thing was, I hadn't asked him anything. Yet. Hmm... he knows me too well. But I digress.

These shorts were a hoot and a half. I suppose if this were the Gaypprentice, that would be totally different. Did the team think they stood a chance with those shorts in their collection? Not that the other guy shorts were any better. I'm thinking that most guys aren't going to find skin-tight shorts something comfortable when frolicking about on a sandy beach. Those shorts were close enough that with a few grains of sand, they would be like sandpaper and strip the flesh from areas that really cannot afford to lose it. Zoikes.

I think the project Mgr should have gone as well. She obviously had no control over her team to allow those things into production or onto that runway. The contestants this year seem a bit, um, stupid. Ignorant. Really NOT the pick of the litter.

And I'm thinking that what I told J the first night will come to play in upcoming episodes. You're going to see the winning team (excuse me for not remembering their team name. Neither name was anything close to imaginative or memorable. Boring!) throw one so they can boot the PM. Once the Duck announced that the winning PM would remain the PM - I turned to J and told him that it would only be a matter of time until they lost on purpose, just to get her out. Tent city? Who cares - at least someone else will get a chance!

Oh, and those shorts? You watch. You're going to see more of those out in the real world. I guarantee it. Carey is going to run with the free publicity he gained from that episode!